Saturday, April 19, 2014

Evils of the Night (1985)

How bad is it? Bad film specialists agree that this is one of the worst.
Should you see it? Those reviewers also agree that it's not watchable.

Anyone who sees this, sees it for the cast, which would've been great in 1965, though this was made in 1985. Three Aliens, Julie Newmar, Tina Louise and John Carradine, need human bodies to regain their youth (alas, that really seems true). They hire two mechanics, Neville Brand and Aldo Ray, to attack five teens in the woods. After that, it's just guys in ski masks attacking raunchy kids, like very slasher film of the time. Two of the kids are named Ron and Nancy, which is cute, but that's it for this stinker. There may possibly be a very few that think that this film goes from so bad it's not even so-bad-it's-good to even-worse-and-therefore-better - that's not an argument I'd make.

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