Thursday, May 29, 2014

Love Crimes (1992)

How bad is it? It has both perversion and yodelling.
Should you see it? It's only for those who think Sean Young is either hot or crazy.

Sean Young sports one of the worst haircuts since The Three Stooges. Patrick Bergin photographs women in degrading sexual situations. She follows him to a cabin, where she gets locked in a closet, then handcuffed to a couch and, when Bergin talks about men having sex with fish, she smears fish guts on her face and threatens him with a knife. He spanks her, then gives her a bath, then photographs her. She tries to get him arrested, so he sings "Yodelling in the Valley," a song the credits say he wrote. If that sounds like your idea of a fun film, go ahead and watch.

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